There was a young woman who was getting married to the man of her
dreams. Her wedding day was approaching fast and she wanted to look her
very best for her fiance. She noticed that her fiance preferred Dark
skinned ladies, so she was determined to get a good tan before the wedding.
She went to a tanning salon in Abuja and tried to book an hour on the
sunbed. The staff at the salon told her that, for her own safety, she
could only tan for thirty minutes at a time. After the session, she
looked in the mirror and found that her skin wasn’t any darker.
When she attempted to make an appointment for another thirty minutes on
the tanning bed the next day, the staff informed her that she could only
tan twice a week. After her second session, the woman still wasn’t
satisfied with the result.
Fearing that, at this rate, she would
never have a proper tan, the woman came up with a cunning plan. If the
salon could only give her thirty minutes, then she would book
appointments at the other three tanning salon in the city, one after the
other.
She spent the next four days going from one tanning salon
to another, lying on sunbed after sunbed. Even though her skin was
beginning to get a little bit darker, she was worried that it wouldn’t
be brown enough by the time her wedding day arrived.
She went to a
shop and bought a special brand of tanning lotion. This particular
lotion was only supposed to be used by people who had a rare skin
condition. The tanning lotion was designed to increase the skin’s
sensitivity to light.
She hoped that this would help her skin tan
to a lovely golden brown. She slathered the tanning lotion all over her
body, letting it soak in. Then she set off for her tanning bed
appointments.
Later that day, at the tanning salon, the staff
noticed the smell of burning in the air. When they went to investigate,
they were horrified to find one of the tanning beds was on fire. After
putting out the flames, all that was left on the tanning bed was the
charred corpse of the unfortunate woman.
When the autopsy was
performed, we discovered that the woman’s internal organs had been
cooked from the inside out. By combining the tanning lotion and the
sunbed, she had literally cooked herself alive.
The Fiance is getting
married to her best friend this morning.
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